Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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