Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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