And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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