Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
