we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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