i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I know her cup size but not her name....
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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