Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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