Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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