these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
So here I am, sexting at work.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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