Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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