This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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