This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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