How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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