I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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