yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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