Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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