I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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