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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?

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(513): View more from Ohio

I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.

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(585): View more from New York

you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.

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(276): View more from Virginia

I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem

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(518): View more from New York

it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.

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(805): View more from California

I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️

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