covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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