So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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