That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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