I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
