Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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