Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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