One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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