So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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