There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
