Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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