wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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