Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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