this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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