do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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