please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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