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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  what's the vibe there?

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  extraordinary amounts of gine

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.

  (1-256): View more from Alabama

  That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.

  (256): View more from Alabama

  Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.

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  Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace

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  it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..

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• (516): View more from New York

  I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...

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• (916): View more from California

  I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?

  (301): View more from Maryland

  Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.

  (618): View more from Illinois

  You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME

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