Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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