umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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