what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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