Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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