Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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