ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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