Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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