I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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