dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Jerry, you need to find god
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Pants are for mortals
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize