The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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