Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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