We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Can I color on your dick again?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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