If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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