so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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