I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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