You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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