Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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