It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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