It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
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