I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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