"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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