sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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