Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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