girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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